Why hello. Welcome to my lair. I am the great and powerful Alan of Earthia. Fear me. But only if you are a jerk. I like Florida and California and Maine and my dog and my duck and my chickens and books (especially comics)and art and drawing and all that stuff.
Also don't call me a boy or I wil.... What i will do depends on the situation but yeah I'm nonbinary so please call me they or it.
Bonus:A common misconception about me is that there are common misconceptions about me. Think about that.