Hi!
Here's an older comedy skit I heard, by Brian Regan:
Teacher: Brain, what's a plural?
Brian: A what?
Teacher: Like weekends and holidays. When do you put a "s", Brain?
Brian: *angrily" LIKE WEEKENDS AND HOLDIAYS
Teacher: Okay, Brian.
(And so, she turns to this kid who knows everything, Erwin.)
Teacher: ERWIN. What's the plural of ox?
Erwin: Oxen. I saw... a herd of oxen.
Teacher: Brian.
Brian: *laughs* WHAT?
Teacher: What's the plural of box?
Brian: BOXEN, I SAW.. A HERD OF BOXEN.
Teacher: No, Brian. Erwin, what's the plural of goose?
Erwin: geese. I saw a flock.. of geese!
Teacher: Brian, what's the plural of moose?
Brian: *angrily* M- MOXEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOXEN!
Teacher: Brian, you're an imbecile.
Brian: IMBECILE-IN!
Teacher: What are you speaking, German?!
Brian: German- Jackson! JACKSON!!!
I think we can officially give up on Brian. XD
FunHeart1010 Brian, just shut up XDD
Pumpkin That is my dads name
GemHeart LOL
lunamoonlight I saw this meme. Nice kid, nice.
I have bad👎news and more bad👎news...
Let's start with some bad👎news: I am probably not going to leave the hospital till the beginning of march😞
Now for some MORE bad👎news: I have some slight damage to the _scientific_word_😕 (the part used for memory) section of my brain and have mild short term memory loss😞 (thankfully my long term memory is perfectly fine!)😁
lunalovegoodmolly That's all to bad.
PrincessKittens OH MY GOD!!!
lunamoonlight At least long-term memory is fine! Try to look on the bright side, it will help
Chaarkol @lunamoonlight Yes you are right it does help!
Pumpkin D:
GemHeart Wow
This may seem late, but we are celebrating thanksgiving right now so...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
Chaarkol738257 Lol Happy Thanksgiving
lunalovegoodmolly Happy thanksgiving
10 things you are doing right now:
Read if you dare!
1. You are reading this
2. You are probably wondering why I made this
4. You didn't notice I forgot number 3
5. You are checking to make sure I forgot it
6. You realize I did
7. You now feel stupid for even doing this at all
8. You are wanting to like this post
9. And maybe comment too
10. You try to outsmart me...
Comment - Like - Share
3. I did not skip number 3, I just moved it!
I just outsmarted you!
lunalovegoodmolly Hahahahaha. I bet you. I have seen these before.
Chaarkol Hahah
right now I am on our computer listening to my parents explain to my brothers about how I am a lesbian
KittyKat Wow
FunHeart1010 lol yikes
Queen157 Oh...
lunalovegoodmolly Crazy
lunamoonlight My parents would never tell anyone and my dad would probably try to sign me up for conversion therapy. Anywho, hope that goes well.
LunaCat omg
who here likes writing comic books
I do!
GemHeart ;) I guess I do! ;D
lunalovegoodmolly I kind of do
lunamoonlight I do, but I'm not good at it lol
LunaCat I wish I could but I am so bad at art
Queeny tried to illustrate my own comic once, only got to 3 pages before I quit :(
Ever year we have a soup party...
People bring soup and have a contest
My crush is going to be there and I don't know what to wear
HHEEELLLPPP MEEEEE
KittyKat Wear something normal, but wear an accessory ( a bracelet, necklace, hair down or up). If you are a little more adventurous you can wear a dress with a necklace and etc.
lunamoonlight Wear? Seriously? Okay then, how about this to wear- clothes *sarcasm*.
Jabber lol
Jabber ( me closing my eyes and reaching my hand into the closet, grabbing plan pants an a polka dotted shirt ) 😖
What do you do when you are bored?
bella07 Scroll down old posts and recomment or I go to other websites and chat there
Emelyisaway usually play video games or check my social medias oof
KittyKat I write, draw, read, or walk/ hike!
FunHeart1010 Same emelt
FunHeart1010 Enemy
FunHeart1010 EMELY STUPID AUTO CORRECT
lunamoonlight Hope for the bell to ring.
lunalovegoodmolly Read
lunalovegoodmolly Read
forgxtten enemy lol
Jabber poor Brian