3RD SEGMENT
G: *FLIPS THROUGH THE BARREN LIST OF QUESTIONS* Okay, this next question comes from Lunamoonlight! Heyya Luna! She asks, "What is your favorite thing to do, out of anything in this world?" first off. This time, Cat can go first,
B.C: Hmmm, probably cooking or watching monsters die, Or watching people die. Or watching anything die. *GRINS*
G: You need serious mental help..
R: Why did you make her a psychopath???
G: Cuz I wanted to! Anyway, you answer the question next, Rin. Fave thing to do.
R: Well, on my off days, I tend to hang out with my friends' grandmothers cuz I don't have any. But I would say my fave thing is to tease Toshiro Hitsugaya within an inch of his sanity, it's quite fun. *GETS A MISTY EXPRESSION ON HER FACE* He's so cute when he's mad. But I mean that in a friend-way, not a romantic way, so lay off.
P (Producer): Shukei and Hitsugaya, sitting in a tree...
R: *TEAL EYES FLASH SILVER AND SHE STANDS UP, ANGERED* WHO SAID THAT?
G: Our radio show producer. Same one who asked you that question earlier about the dating thingie. I'm sorry, I don't know what's gotten into him, it may be the Valentine's and White Day spirit.
R: THAT WAS FREAKIN' MONTHS AGO!!!
P: *WALKS IN* Mind if I join the show and ask these girls annoying questions?
G, B.C, G.C: Sure.
R: NO!!!
G: Anyway, Goldi, your turn to answer, then the producer can ask questions before we move on to Luna's second inquiry.
G.C: I like to go around and hang out with Bonnie in the FNAF Universe, but I also like to go around and hunt mice. *MAKES SNATCHING MOTIONS WITH HER HANDS, SMILING WIDELY*
G: Ew... do you eat them?
G.C: They taste good when cooked. I asked Shrek for a recipe the last time I was allowed to visit the Dreamworks animated world, and he gave me quite a good one. It was made famous by the first movie, if you remember.
G: Yeah.... but sill disgusting.
G.C: Aw, are you sure? At least try them! They're also pretty big in India and Asia!
G: "Big" as in, popular?
G.C: Yep! Also in size. *PULLS OUT HER SMALL PHONE AND BRANDISHES IT IN GEM'S FACE* See?
G: Yeah... yeah.... ew. *RETCHES* Umm, Mr. Producer, any questions?
P: Sure! Goldicat, Black Cat: what is your true name, besides your stage or pen name? And Rinji-san, being the eldest of us all, do you have any wisdom to bestow upon us? *MAKES A FACE THAT ANNOYS RINJI*
G.C: My real name is Kinaineko! But you can call me Goldicat, I don't mind.
B.C: Beside my hero name, I also go by Ash. My true, birth-name was Ashlyn, but I never got a last name because I was adopted by some criminals soon after they murdered my parents, so yeah.
G: Sounds like Batman or something.
B.C: If the Batman comics and the Oliver Twist book had a love child, you'd have my history. Parents were killed, Oliver Twist-style criminals adopted me and trained me as an assassin, blah blah.
G.C: Gem-sama, I don't want to be the same room as this violent person.
G: *VOICE TREMBLES* She's been getting therapy, Goldi, don't worry. Okay, Rinji, you're up, what's your wisdom?
B.C: Yeah, don't worry, I'm technically sane now.
P: …
R: My wise words to you wouldn't really apply, cuz you don't fight spirit monsters or anything, but maybe I would tell you to stay in school so you don't end up like my assistant captain Hiroshi Jira.
P: What happened to Jira?
R: He's now a good-for-nothing freeloader.
G: That's a lie, you just don't like him when he goes out partying on his days off.
R: And what do I do on MY days off?! I stay behind and make sure everything's in order, otherwise nothing would get done! That's why I trust my 3rd seat a ton more, plus he stayed in school. And Jira doesn't just party on his days off, he also does it on weeknights!
G: Well, you hired him, it's on you. Anyway, last question for this show! Luna also asks, what would you do if you were the last person on Earth?
B.C: Go around and kill animals, I guess. Not for sport, for food. I know that sounded wrong, oh well. A world without people sounds a bit boring, at least to me. But it's your question, so yeah.
G.C: Sit down and wonder what the heck happened. Maybe I'd go around the world or something. Or maybe I'd just wait for something interesting to happen. Can I bring a friend?
R: I don't know. But then again, if I was the last person on Earth and the Soul Society was still full, I'd panic cuz that means the soul balance is out of order and if I go back to the Society I would upset the balance even more and the Society and the spirit realm would burst and everyone would die--
G: Erm, nice. Okay. *LAUGHS NERVOUSLY* Thank you for reading/listening! I will make another Q&A soon!
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What type of Q&A do you want me to do next? A user Q&A? A Q&A with an OC? A Q&A with YOUR OC? Or a family member of mine? Rack your brains! Thanks for reading, and next up for a mini Q&A will most likely be Asia Abernathy-Lovegood (HPSILENSI).
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