(Last post today)
COVID-19 tips LotR style

Be like Thranduil. Don't shake hands and stay 6 feet away from others at all times, like everyone is Legolas and since he's your son you hate him.
Be like Gandalf. If you fall get BACK UP because no one's gonna wanna touch your hands.
Be like Sam. Help others, especially the elderly.
Be like Frodo. No, DON'T be a weak person. Alright... IDK what to say.
Be like Aragorn. KEEP FIGHTING YALL
Be like Legolas. Backflip out of the situation. GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITUATION and say, "we gotta turn back bro" when you see empty TP aisles.
Be like Elrond. When washing your hands count to 20 and make sure all those germs are gone. Do like he did when he washed away all the Nazgul with the Ford of Rivendell.
Be like Galadriel. BE A BOSS IN THE MIDDLE OF HARD TIMES
Be like Eowyn. SUCK IT UP THAT YOUR CRUSH AIN'T YOURS. Ahem, I mean, SUCK IT UP THAT WE'RE GONNA BE INDOORS FOR A WHILE
Be like Gimli. Don't let ANYONE cut off your head.
AND BE LIKE BILBO, STAY AT HOME UNTIL A BUNCH OF DWARVES KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AND RAID YOUR CELLAR FOR WINE BECAUSE THE GROCERY STORE IS OUT.

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