Well, Jay. Congrats. You've officially went around the sun yet again without flying off into space.

New boots… they’re even Laredo, and still in practically perfect condition. Usually I prefer natural brown leather, but black ones won’t Jill me. Besides, I’m just going to grow out of them again anyway. I reached men’s sizes queue awhile ago, and I can’t wait for when I won’t outgrow everything anymore.

I made a KT post; go check it out if you want.

Yes, I already know that the context of the song doesn't apply completely. Nevertheless, it was the closest that I was familiar with.

Look up "Long Gone" by The Dead South. I tried to put it here, but it doesn't work on a tablet, apparently.