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Queeny Woops, gotta get a new girlfriend. If the dog doesn't approve she's gotta go

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lunalovegoodmolly Dog: I am being replaced. I HATE YOU

FunHeart1010 Dog: BEGONE NEW GIRLFRIEND

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forgxtten get roasted by a dead guy

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“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”


― Dale Carnegie

forgxtten thx for sharing

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#QoTD

What's the funniest misheard song lyric you've had the misfortune of singing?

Here are some that other people have sung wrong (not me, though):

1) Queen's We Will Rock You:
Cat instead of Can...
"You're a young man, hard man, gonna be take on the world someday, blood on your face, big disgrace, kicking your CAT (can) all over the place, singing we will, we will, rock you". I really like this song personally, despite the lead singer's homo***uality. But whatever, you cant discriminate good music.

2) Waterfalls by TLC
JASON WATERFALL instead of Chasing Waterfalls...
"Don't go Jason Waterfall (chasing waterfalls), stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to..." Yes, Jason Waterfall. I break up with you, but please stick to the geography you know cuz I'm moving.

3)Fuel by Metallica
Food & Fire instead of Fuel, and Salad on the side instead of Gimme What I Desire.
"Gimme food (fuel), gimme fries (fire), give me a salad on the side (that which I desire)!' This one is really funny to be cuz I've heard this song a TON and now I'll never hear it the same again!

4) Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer
Naked instead of make it...
"Oh, we're halfway there, oh, living on a prayer (...) it doesn't matter if we're naked or not (make it or not), living on a prayer!" I heard this on a radio show. What?!?! Okay. Well. Um. Dude, I think I'll stay in my sweatpants, thank you. Also, if you're living on a prayer, why would you need to be naked?

5) Natural by Imagine Dragons
Nacho roll instead of natural.

"Cuz you're a nacho roll (natural) living your life cut-throat, yeah you're a nah-cho roll (natural)." Seriously?!?!? Someone told me this and now I can totally hear it in the song now.

What about you? Post the funniest misheard song lyrics you can find or hear!!!

lunalovegoodmolly Idk

FunHeart1010 Lol I thought adam said that too

forgxtten I wear speedos instead of despacito.

JD2005 NAKED!? OMG... THAT'S CRAZY... XDD

lunalovegoodmolly I got it now..... That song Africa. Nothing more thAn a hundred men or .org could ever do. I sang it nothing more than a hundred men on mars could ever do

GemHeart Lol!

forgxtten same LLM! I forgot about that song but I sang it like that before!

forgxtten This one I haven’t sung but my brother did, Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix: Kiss this guy instead of kiss the sky.

“...But I don't know why, 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy (kiss the sky)...”

forgxtten And everyone’s sung Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana wrong

GemHeart IKR? I said, "Entertain us" until my mother said it was "Stupid entertainers."

Twentyonepilotsan Oh my

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Something I made for Paigeeworld when I hit 60 followers. I ended up getting 80 followers before it shut down.

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Jabber wow I love that drawing

FortnitePlayer Congrats! Surprisingly I have 1k on roblox

FunHeart1010 Cool! I miss PW a lot.

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KnightStar Lol I can barely get 1 follows on roblox

JD2005 I have 3 or something.... 😂

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lunalovegoodmolly Awwwwwww seriously auto correct

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GemHeart what??!?!? Boy: I wonder which pair I'll have the luck to wear today

lunalovegoodmolly O my

forgxtten JUST WEAR THE BOOTS THAT I SEE ON THE SHELF!!! There’s a pair of them.

JD2005 @ArtistGirl Great idea! I didn't notice them before... 😂