Me: In 20 years, I'll be rich.
Mom: You sure will, honey!
Me 20 years later: *finds 20 dollars* I'M RICH!!!
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These are the sounds of some random things.
Water: drip drop drip drop
Squid: Blub blub blub
Trumpet: Toot toot
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Person 1: Hi, how are you today?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: No what?
Person 2: No to whatever you were going to ask me.
Person 1: That wasn't very nice.
Person 2: What were you going to ask after?
Person 1: If you would go to the dance with me.
Person 2: That's why I said no.
Person 1: YOU SMELL BAD!
Person 2: You really shouldn't talk about yourself like that. Or talk to yourself period. It's weird...
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Queeny Uhhh, good comeback? I need to read it twice to get it XD
Queeny Uhhh, good comeback? I need to read it twice to get it XD
JD2005 XD
FunHeart1010 XD I get it!
JD2005 XD XD
Queeny Me as a college student lol
FunHeart1010 XD me too queeny.
GemHeart XD IKR?!?!?
GemHeart *walking along, on the street, after taking a class at art college* "I'm broke. I'm drinking out of Campbell's cans and having instant ramen every day for lunch. GAH!!!" *stumbles upon 20 bucks* "MONEY! I can buy a decent lunch with dis..." *hides it from the other kids exiting with me, scared they'll thief my money* *RUNS HOME WITH MOBEY AND HAS THE FIRST REAL MEAL FOR A WHILE* The next day: repeat Campbell and ramen cycle.
GemHeart *money
Queeny That is meeee!!!