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My favorite Galadriel quote!!!
“And now at last it comes! You give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen! I shall not be dark but beautiful and terrible as Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountains! Dreadful as the Storm and Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!!”

(Then she is bathed in this great light, and becomes something of a giant before Frodo. She then shrinks, and she becomes gentle and says, ‘I pass the test, I will diminish , and go into the west, and remain Galadriel.’ She says this because in the early ages she was sent to Middle earth and punished: but now that she has let go of the power that she could have, she has been accepted and can now go back.)

#funnylotr (book version)

(This is long, y’all. Take a seat. Also ... equals more talking.)

FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING : PART ONE
A LONG EXPECTED PARTY
“Inside the hall was a large assortment of packages. (...) on every item there was a label tied. There were several labels of this sort:
FOR ADELARD TOOK, FOR HIS VERY OWN from Bilbo: an umbrella. Adelard had carried off many unlabeled ones.
(...)
FOR MILO BURROWS, HOPING IT WILL BE USEFUL, from B.B: on a gold pen and ink-bottle. Milo never answered letters.
FOR ANGELICA’S USE, from Uncle Bilbo: on a round convex mirror. She was a young Baggins, and considered her face shapely.
FOR THE COLLECTION OF HUGO BRACEGIRDLE, from a contributor [Bilbo]: on an (empty) bookcase. Hugo was a great borrower of books, and worse than usual at returning them. “

Lobelia Sackville-Baggins [an enemy of Bilbo and Frodo’s, like an in-law you don’t like]: [to Frodo] “You’ll live to regret it, young fellow! Why didn’t you go too [referring to Bilbo’s disappearance]? You don’t belong here; you’re not Baggins— you— you’re a Brandybuck! [technically, he was raised with Brandybucks before Bilbo adopted him]”
Frodo: “Did you hear that, Merry? It was an insult, if you like.”
Merry: “It was a compliment. And so, of course, not true.”

THE SHADOW OF THE PAST
Sam: “My cousin Hal for one [Hal said he saw a giant, a ‘Tree-man’: known to others as ents]. (...) He saw one.”
Ted [enemy of Sam’s, of sorts]: “Says he did, perhaps. your Hal’s always saying he’s seen things, and maybe he sees things that aren’t there.”
Sam: “But this one was as big as an elm tree, and walking— (...)”
Ted: “(...) What he saw WAS an elm tree, as like as not.”
Sam: “But this one was walking, I tell you; and there ain’t no elm tree on the North Moors.”
Ted: “Then Hal can’t have seen one.”
“There was some laughing and clapping: the audience seemed to think that Ted had scored a point.”

THREE IS COMPANY
Frodo [after starting to travel]: “Wake up, hobbits! It’s a beautiful morning!”
Pippin [waking up]: “What’s beautiful about it? [it’s a grey day]”

Pippin: “Water! Where’s the water? [they're getting water for baths and cooking]”
Frodo: “I don’t keep water in my pockets.”

STRIDER
Gandalf [in a letter]: “I hope Butterbur sends this promptly. A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried. If he forgets, I shall roast him.”

ARAGORN: “I believe my looks are against me [referring to how rough he looks].”
PIPPIN [laughing]: “They are— at first sight at any rate. But handsome is as handsome does, as we saw n the Shire; and I daresay we shall all look much the same after lying for days in hedges and ditches.”

NOB: “I made a nice imitation of your head out of a brown woolen mat, Mr Bag- Underhill, Sir.”
PIPPIN [laughing]: “Very lifelike!”

THE RING GOES SOUTH
PIPPIN: “There must be someone with intelligence in the party [referring to the Fellowship].”
GANDALF: “Then you certainly will not be chosen, Peregrin Took!”

LEGOLAS: [the Fellowship have departed, and are in the Misty Mts] “If Gandalf would go before us with a bright flame he might melt a path for you.” [joking about the hobbits and dwarves’ heights]
GANDALF: “If elves could fly over mountains, they might fetch the sun to save us!”

A JOURNEY IN THE DARK
GANDALF: “What’s that? [Pippin just knocked a stone down a well, in Moria, when everyone is trying to be quiet] Fool of a Took! This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party. Throw yourself in, next time, and then you will be of no further nuisance. Now be quiet!”

LOTHLORIEN
PIPPIN: “[talking about sleeping places in the midst of a forest] I cannot sleep on a perch!”
LEGOLAS: “Then dig a hole in the ground, if that is more after the fashion of your kind.”

ELF [in a ‘commanding tone’] DARO! (Stop!)
LEGOLAS: [drops from tree in fear]
ELVES [in tree tops above]: [start laughing]

SAM: “They’re elves, can’t you hear their voices?”
LEGOLAS: “Yes, they’re elves and they say you breathe so loud that they could shoot you in the dark.”
SAM: [hastily covers his mouth]

(I may make one of THE TWO TOWERS later. Also post your own favorite funny moments of LOTR and the Hobbit under #funnylotr !)

My dad and I love HP so he’s watching Deathly Hallows pt2 RN.
I love the part when Draco goes to Lucius and Narcissa, and they run over the bridge, and Lucius is like, “naaah can’t go back bruh, the dark lord’s got rent over at Hogwarts and yeah I’m such a coward I CANT SUPPORT HIM”

Anyway. Every time I see this scene, I go: LUCIUS YOU COWARD!!!!!! IMMA DO A BELLATRIX AND COME AFTER YOU!!!! GO SUPPORT YOUR DARK LORD OR IMMA AVARDA KADAVRA YOUR BUTT!!!

Old Goldicat art!!!!