Me yesterday:
*watching LOTR with my bro Jeep, sis Autumn, and mother*
Jeep: LEGOLASSSS *scene when Legolas jumps off his horse*
Me: YES IT IS OUR FAIR ELF PRINCE
Later (still during movie)
Me: Hey Jeep, whose the fairest of them all?
Jeep: Obviously Legolas. *proceeds to write me a story as me the main character who is an elf who travelled from the USA to New Zealand, found Time stones like in Outlander, and travelled to Middle-earth* AND IN THE END, YOU DIED IN MIDDLE-EARTH
Me: But I'd be an elf. Can I end up with Legolas?
Jeep: Oh yes, forgot to say. This version has a twist. Tauriel exists
Me: 0.0
Later (still while watching film)
Jeep: *insults Legolas*
Me: I will drive an elven dagger into your orkish heart
LASTLY (while watching)
*trying to pause so I can see where we are*
Me: *pauses on Legolas's face*
*plays*
*pauses again on his face*
GEEZ STOP PAUSING ON HIS FACE I KNOW I LIKE TO LOOK AT IT BUT WHY, TV
I told my mother, "at least you got to see Viggo, and I got to see Orlando"
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JD2005 XD XD