And interesting gym time.

FoxLover- *laying down between the bleachers in a casket position*
Me- *joking* We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Crystal *barely pronouncing her last name right*, after being accidently run over by a car driven by *her boyfriend's name*. After this we have the funeral of *boyfriend's name* from being viciously stabbed to death.
FL- *laughing knowing that is what would happen if he did that*

My goodness... this is just sad. First off, the first character, Wolf, is a werewolf and they seriously could not find a picture of him? He is not a literal wolf!!! 2nd, what the heck is Gregory Goyle doing here!? The dude is from HP!!!

Friend- Hey, uh, Vampire Knight, is that anything like Twilight?
Me- Nah, it doesn't have werewolves. Other than that, pretty much that with a small hint of Buffy here and there.

In an anime

Staz- *walks into a shop*
Ogre dude- Why hello there handsome, what can I get for you today? *gay voice*
Me- Oh this is going hilarious, and gay.

Watching an anime

Vampire- *goes out into sunlight for the first time* it's tingly...
Me- NO DISCO BALL SPARKLING VAMPIRES!!!!

Just how cold is it in Iowa? I took a picture of my window, the snow and ice is on the INSIDE of my window.

Very very important post in my diary, please read. Unless you are a newer user.

@Tintin1956

Gacha-

Person- *tells 2 that they have a 1 in 8,692 rare blood type that attracts vampires easily*
2- *THE ONLY THING HE HAS TO SAY* Isn't 1 in 8,692 the chances of finding a shiny Pokemon?
Person- I don't know what a Pokemon is but I am guessing by the context of your question that it is a dumb one.

Well... Lunch today...

TidePodEaterGuy- *sits at our table* Hey Jaden, I know you're gonna take this the wrong way, but will you go out with me?
Me- No. I'm le-
TidePodEater- *jokingly overdramatic crying* HOW COULD YOU!?
Me and my friends- *can't breath laughing*
Me- I'm lesbian!!
TidePodEater's Friends- *jokingly* Aww come on! Give him a chance!!
TidePodEater- WHYYY
Me, My friends, and TidePodEaters' friends- *can't breath laughing*
TidePodEater- *still jokingly dramatic* Just to make things good between us, *tries to hug me*
Me- OH HECK NAH- *pushes him away, I don't like hugs from guys at my school, it's weird because they are* I'M LESBIAN!!!
Everyone nearby- *ROFL*

Btw, I already came out at school and wear my pride quite well. This was hilarious. He was dared to do that, ask me out (wouldn't be the first time asking me out was a dare).