I watched LaurenzSide do the "24 hour mannequin hcallenge" (dont ask, she made it up as an excuse to be hilariously ridiculous, it said so in the desc) and it was funny, though her husband was a bit concerned. one of the things she said was "I already told people not to do this, so im gonna do it". Basically what it was, was she had a hoodie on and the mannequin head was ontop her own head and she was like that for 24 hours, she tried driving, which was stupid (her husband didn't let her drive the car, since she couldn't see), but it was a funny video.

In a gacha somene said "she just fainted cause of lack of stress" and im like "uhh, "lack of stress"? where did this character go to med school at?"

I started watching a gacha, and the plot was pretty confusing and i was trying to figure out what was going on and i went "Wait, what? My brain hurts.. So they're siblings, but he's adopted, but they're the same person, what the heck is going on?"

In a gacha
Person : i noticed a bruise on your arm...
Me : uh, the other person is wearing long sleeves, do you have magic x-ray vision?

Person in gacha : I don't want spagetti, I want ice cream with mushrooms and ketchup.
Me : WHY!??!?!?!?!?!?!!? YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO FOOD!!!!!!!

In a gacha someone was in a mental hospital and got kidnapped from it, i am 99.9% sure that would never happen, cause aren't mental patients like monitored at all times, ya know, so they don't do mental stuff?

In a gacha, there was one girl, pink hair, wearing all black clothes, and a couple other kids said "Any minute she might crack" and I instantly thought of O.D.D. by Hey Violet. because a couple of the lyrics are "I'm the girl in the back of the class, pink hair but I'm wearing all black" and "I hear 'em when they talk that trash, saying any minute she gonna crack"

In a gacha, when i saw a yandere beating up another kid (ya know, for yandere/love reasons) I know bullying is terrible, but i can't help thinking of the sound effect for yandere sim where is goes "YANDERE, PUNCH"

I found a gacha video, this is basically what happened :
Someone's life sucked, a demon gave them an amulet that would give them three wishes per day, but if the other person asked for a fourth wish someone really bad would happen. The person made a fourth wish because they were an idiot.

So, one of the tanks outside burst (that's what my mom said) and now there is amonia everywhere outside and it smells like the catpeepocolyspe.