Teacher VS Student
Student : Why can't I get an extention on my paper?
Teacher : I am done arguing with you. Anything you say to me from now on will be concidered stupid.
Student : *teacher's name*
Teacher : Touche.. You can have one more day
Me : CHECKMATE!
lunamoonlight
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Teacher VS Student
Teacher : Johnanthan, where is your signed report card?
Student : My friend stole it from me at school.
Teacher : You really expect me to believe that lie?
Student : What lie?
Teacher : That you have friends.
GemHeart Aw, poor kid
Queeny Poor kid, but at the same time that roast was perfect
KnightStar BBUURRN
I love watching kid's funny test answers. The kids aren't technically wrong, but not what the teacher expects. The kids are pretty smart but it's like smart-aleck smart not school smart, and i think smart-aleck smart will probably get you further in life (sometimes) because i dont think a lot of people care if you know who the 10th president was or anything like that.
GemHeart IKR!!
lunamoonlight Seriously, go up to a teacher and ask why you have to learn all of this when : We have google and other search browsers, no one will care if you know about a lot of this stuff, people can get jobs as YouTubers who needs no smarts, there are actually quite a few really smart people who are famous who never graduated, and yet we still sit in a classroom several hours of every mon-fri of 14 years of our lives (at least without being held back or skipping grades) learning nonsense we wont remember anyway that will not be cared about if you are trying to get a job. Why do we really need school again?
GemHeart We need school cuz without it we will end up working at Mickey D's.
lunamoonlight Or YouTube
GemHeart True.
A kid was answering a question for Conservation. This was what their paper said :
Today I will be discussing conservation. It's very simple. First of all, try using google instead of making your students type of this stuff, also you can conserve by not printing out papers filled with nonsense you can already find online.
THE KID ISNT WRONG!!!
This is in a "Funniest kid's test answers" thing. This kid probably has a good future in art, nothing happenin' in math though.
GemHeart Awesome job, kid. You get an A in my book.
Queeny A+ for the effort put in that drawing
KnightStar 0, sorry mate, maybe if you did this in art class you wouldn't fail terribly (':
I got 18 stars, warrior angel. I think it's pretty acurate except i dont really think i have that much of an ego (idk do you guys think i do?).
Smartest thing I have ever thought of doing (This is sad) :
When im taking quizzes (The ones where you have to add up points and count them up at the end) i have a calculator on my computer open at the same time.
GemHeart XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
FunHeart1010 XD
Queeny Lol, I slowly try and add them up in my head as I go, works for meh
I love it when people put memes as their intro, its hilarious.
GemHeart IKR???? A guy I watch does that!
Two things I hate in love gachas (I watch them occationally, dont judge) :
When they start to love each other a little too quickly, like when they meet one day, and are in a relationship together the next day. Cause that's how life works *sarcasm*.
When they use a giant time skip and go "5 months later, they became friends and started having feelings for each other". That destroys most of the story and is sorta lazy.
GemHeart Yeaaah
FunHeart1010 Ikr!?! I hate it
Queeny Agreed, it's something you shouldn't do in ANYTHING tbh
KnightStar I agree with you
I was looking up the 4th part of a gacha series and for some odd reason i got search results for jacksepticeye and the dobre brothers. none of the series name should have brought that up, but that's kinda odd, i am going to go watch jacksepticeye videos now. (BTW I am not saying the name of the series because i dont need to)
GemHeart XD
KnightStar Hahah
GemHeart LOLZ. Wouldn't fly here at my house XD
KnightStar Haha...