https://www.powerpoetry.org/poems/school-cliques

New poem!

Today we performed the plays...

I had 5 lines, one scene, social anxiety, and now I feel like i want to pass out.

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”
Son: “Yeah.”
Detector: “Beep.“
Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”
Detector: “Beep.”
Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”
Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“
Detector: “Beep.”
Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep.”

An artist asked the gallery manager if anybody asked about his paintings.
“Well, there’s good news and there’s bad news,” said the owner. “The good one is that a gentleman liked your work and asked if its value would appreciate after your death. When I said yes, he bought all 20 of your paintings.”
“But that’s fantastic,” whooped the artist. “What could possibly be the bad news?”
“The gentleman was your doctor.”

Dark Humor

Dark Humor

Son- Mommy! Mommy! I found Daddy!
Mom- How often have I told you not to dig around in the garden!?

https://curiosity.com/topics/a-dark-sense-of-humor-may-mean-you-have-a-high-iq-curiosity/

Really happened.

My dad- Hey Siri, what's the high today?
Me to my brother- Dad.
My brother- *laughs and gives me a high-five*

I made a new account on PowerPoetry with my school email since my mom deleted my other one. Now I can write again!!
https://www.powerpoetry.org/users/overcomer

What some kids in my school were doing at midnight on New Year's-

One of my friends- Drinking water into the new year.
Two sorta friends in 8th- Fell down the stairs into the new year.
90% of the school- Sleeping into the new year.
A few kids- Watching TV into the new year.
Me- Staring at my ceiling getting no sleep whatsoever into the new year.