"FRIENDS: Never ask for food. BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun" FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FRIENDS: Will read this. BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did XD"

LUNA, I stole it too XD
(Woulda shared but that defeats the purpose!)