How the heck do people write autobiographies when I can't even do a personal narrative for English?

I just noticed one of my friend's profile picture on Wattpad is Deadpool riding a unicorn in front of a rainbow while holding a gun. Beautiful.

A lil' baby Cerberus. I made this by copying (freehand, tracing is just stealing) a picture from my new Camilla d'Errico book, the Cute N' Creepy one. If i were drawing it straight from my imagination, i would have made Cerberus a Molossian hound rather than a bulldog, but it is cute nonetheless.

Another art warm-up. One is a guy who looks like Gru from Despicable Me with an interesting haircut, an elephant, some Great Value Tinker Bell, a dachshund, a baby chick coming out of an egg with the same haircut, a seahorse, and some DuckTales reject.

An art warm-up i tried. It is actually fun to do and is good practise. The warm-up has you draw a random blob and try to make a face or animal out of it. One is a demon, one is a unicorn, one is an elephant, one is a grumpy dude with a giant chin, one is a chick with a ginormous afro, one is a dude with a mask and one is a dude that kinda looks like Johnny Bravo.

I hate myself for having this stuck in my head-

Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
That looks like a girlfriend
That i had in Febuary
Of last year


I HAVE THE WHOLE CHORUS STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I HEAD IT

My mom and I were watching Scooby Doo and one of the monster in it was a centaur, that was while they were in Greece. If you are gonna do a Greek myth for a monster, make it one that was seen as evil, Minotaur, Medusa, Cyclops, Giant, Ceberus, Hydra, to name a few.

Ah, my heart.
So i was reading a story a long time ago. In the story, the protaginist is depressed. Well, they were listing stuff off about themselves, i made a comment, and eventually my and another user just had a long conversation in the comments. The other user is also depressed and i gave them a little advice and virtual hugs and they were so nice. We is now friends on Wattpad. And the author made a reply too saying they were happy people could find friends there. It ended up such a sweet conversation and now my heart feels all good.

My school put restrictions on YouTube. I can't comment, I can't listen to some of my music and I don't even know why those are restricted. Also, I can listen to "F*** You" by Lily Allen but not "A Song About Coming Out" by Jake Edwards? What kind of restriction is this? I can also watch a bunch of memes and crap but not comment on an art tutorial. What the heck. I can't do anything about it either. I can do something about the poor image results with Google SafeSearch. I use a different search engine called OneSearch (KS is good too, however the image results for anime stuff are better on One Search). I would see KidzTube but it doesn't quite have as many videos and most of the YouTubers I watch cuss which is a no-no here.

A creative analogy i made.
"I am as gay as a unicorn standing on a rainbow, with a pride flag wrapped around its horn, with a shirt saying 'I'm gay' and screaming the same message at the top of its lungs."