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To the town of “Agua Fria” rode a stranger one fine day. He came riding from the south side, slowly looking around. Hardly spoke to folks around him, did not have anything to say. No one dared to ask his business, no dared to slip up, because the stranger had a large, six chambered revolver commonly nicknamed as a “big iron”. It was during the twilight hour of the day when he rode into the town of “Aqua Fira”. He came riding from the southern direction, slowly observing around him. “There is a outlaw that has escaped the authorities and is currently residing in this town clandestinely”, came forth his mouth as a whisper. He wishes to perform a series of tasks primarily in the goal of catching the outlaw with his Colt Single Action Army, chambered in .45 ACP.

Texas red was here

Lots of ppl tryna take him but dead

He is 24 and a killa

He had 19 notches on his pistol

Ranger wants to fight

Ranger encounters texas red

Ranger inflicts critical hit on Texas red

dead

If you ever played a mobile game and had to watch some sort of an ad in any form at a time, you know that the ads may seem very saccharine and have all sorts of cringe to get you to download. Unfortunately, they often become the brunt of joke. I myself,
oftentimes praise the unorthodox strategy, but for the most part, no. You might’ve heard the term of “false advertising”, where the ad you get is a completely unreal experience from the game itself. You might get an ad where it seems like a high resolution, fun, puzzle game, but you actually get a game where it is low quality, plasticine, and looks like a cheap coding project some kid made for school. Oftentimes, such games flood app stores in their merciless conquest to attract more players and acquire a fan base of little kids who don’t know what’s going on, to older children and adults falling for the ads. If your parents nag you about video games corrupting your brain, ask them to take a peek at these games. These games oftentimes have no meaning, and require no thinking. If you were to play something like perhaps Call of Duty, Minecraft, even games like Minecraft are better on a higher level. You need to possess skills, knowledge, and luck. Playing those raw, barely cooked, stirred, lamb sauceless mobile games just saps your time when you could be playing something worthwhile. If you say “ThAtS JuSt YoUr OpInIoN”, I think it’s a relatively unanimous that these games are crap. Maybe you play em’ as a time passer, maybe you like them somehow, but I feel like you should make the most of your time here on earth and play something a bit more engaging. The floor is now open, the lamb sauce has been recaptured, and you may voice your opinion.

So… For many of you, the school year is over. Some of you enjoyed the experience, some of you didn’t and say “school sucks” and ”*** school” in big bold capitals. But maybe you want to reconsider that even the teachers are often more miserable than you when it comes to school… Come to think of it, most of the teachers at my school, especially those in the art department, often have to put up with more bull crap than you often think. Oftentimes, you overlook the parts of the school that doesn't suck. For example, a brief period of time you get to eat lunch or go outside, how does that suck? If anyone doesn't want to do homework, the teachers don't want to grade it. They could be having time with family, doing something they love, but they are stuck slaving away over some child's homework that's done incompletely. If you think not bringing your PE kit to school and having to wear some decade-old filth that is located in the storeroom, your PE teacher has to pick up crap and put it there. The janitor likely has to clean it too. Speaking of janitors, you being the little bugger you are and launching mashed taters at the roof is likely not counted towards overtime pay for the poor **** that has to come and scrape it off the ceiling. If you hate school because of the people there, you gotta learn to join them. If you can't beat em, join em. If you get bullied, talk to someone. Keeping it bottled up there like a shaken-up bottle of pop is bound to cause some troubles. If the schoolwork is hard, ask for help. Don't try to do it all on your own and then screw off to go play video games, ask your siblings, parents, teachers, to help with whatever grueling algebra homework you have. If it is of a zero-tolerance policy, then If you think this sounds like communist propaganda, maybe it is. I can't change anyone's views apparently. But maybe you should stop being a little ****, suck it up, and learn that you have more school.

Alright, here’s a PSA. If you are looting and making lives hard for store owners, it isn’t the same thing as “oh I can get back.” Their future isn’t like losing some subscribers or not getting a tv, their kids may need that money to get out of that situation and into a school so they have a chance. Anything you take, even if it’s inexpensive, couldve counted towards some kids chance to get the hell outta dodge. Before posting balconies squares on social media, remind yourself other minorities and ethnicities also matter. Again, if you participated in looting, you are doing something to someone not involved and maybe you deserve to be served a knuckle sandwich, get tased, or get pumped fulla lead.

Also stop posting black squares on social media. It does nothing more than waste valuable oxygen

Yesterday it was COVID 19. Now it is looting and “peaceful” protests. Maybe sometime later it is the Human Covenant War. But today we will talk about how it’s not ok to tie in looting with protesting! Let’s go back to the 90s. In 1992, Los Angeleswas stuck in a headlock with protesters in a similar situation like Geroge Floyd’s untimely death. Both riots start as peaceful. They eventually turn into all out war. Now back to modern times. No, just no! If you are reading this and getting involved with the looting, consider yourself as scum! If you want to be peaceful, don’t be a jerk to small business owners and steal whatever they have! Their business’s isn’t like losing a couple million subscribers, dropping a few bucks on the ground, their future depends on whatever goods they can scrounge up to sell! You stealing things equals you making a terrible future for someone that could have legit aspirations! You might think it is revenge, but no one selling anything was involved with the incident! Your throwing innocent store owners under a bus! This is why “Roof Koreans” was a term coined by many, because they, the Koreans, want a future for all! They don’t want to have their wares stolen by some stringy, overrated YouTube star, they want to fight back. So if you do go to protests, keep in mind that looters shouldn’t be considered human no more.

As the days go by seeming more and more hopeless in terms of 2020s reputation, I have come to notice the protests are no longer protests, but a hodgepodge of posting things on social media to make it seem like you care, going to a protest and getting shot at for someone whom you don't know, and the worst part of it all is people not even bothering about the COVID 19 Pandemic anymore. If people really put their own lives on the line for someone they don't know, that's showing some flaws in the system. I'm not trying to say that you shouldn't care, or that it doesn't matter, many other things are being overlooked. For example, there's plenty of people who would respect that if their lives we're counted into this equation. Plenty of Asian lives, especially Korean, are forced to defend their stores from raiders. Speaking of Asians, I was one who got bullied when I came back the day airports were being shut down. Hmm, I wonder why no one spoke up there! Back to the point, protecting doesn't count putting some empty promises on social media or posting a black screen. That's called following mindlessly. That doesn’t change anything. It disappears in a few years. So maybe don’t get so involved for something that you don’t even know about!

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein / Und das heißt: / Erika

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