Derp Combat Evolved will be coming to an end. All I will say is it will sting.

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Recon: Stealth
Scout: Stealth, and is lightweight
Mark VI: Everything but lightweight
Hunter: Lightweight, has tracking device
Helljumper: Can withstand a lot of pressure, can work outer space for 15 minutes

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Kid in class starts saying that I have no talent
I tell him the person with talent doesn’t cry because he can’t test a piece of scrap metal with wheels
He says that doesn’t need talent
I say that crying also doesn’t count as a talent
He then gets mad and says I’m being racist
And i say people with talent stay silent
He gets even angrier and starts swearing
He starts banging his iPad on the table
I say that it pays to be the strong silent type
He then proceeds to keep staring at me.
He then keeps saying my name over and over again
I say my name must taste good because you keep saying it
He then starts saying things about how I’m a prick
I say you being a prick too doesn’t make it bigger
He starts calling me a baby
And then someone says that his talent is being annoying
And i say who’s the baby now
And he says that’s the 3rd time I said it to him
And i say that being strong silent type pays.