lunamoonlight
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Someone texted this to their Ex :
I thought you took my breath away, but then I realized I was simply sufficating from all your bull *beep*

GemHeart ha!!!!! great!

Someone on YouTube :
Person : Siri, call my girlfriend
Siri : Which one?
Person : Umm, I only have one *whispers to siri, "The 4th one"*
Me : *beep*, you a player and a *beep*! You a *long beep*! What the *beep* flarf!? Siri called you *beep* out! I need to calm down...

GemHeart LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ. I HOPE SIRI TEXTS ALL YOUR OTHER GIRLFRIENDS AND TELLS EM XD

KnightStar Haha, I saw something like that

lunamoonlight That would be immpossible, well, maybe not with the Siri 2.0 (look it up if u can)

GemHeart BTW I wrote a post on KidzTalk about some funny Siri comebacks! I titled it, "Best Siri Comebacks".

GemHeart BTW I wrote a post on KidzTalk about some funny Siri comebacks! I titled it, "Best Siri Comebacks".

My favorite YouTubers (Non-gacha and non-music artist)
SSSniperwolf
Azzyland
4kidsgaming
The Skorys

cookie122105 cool\

lunamoonlight and ReactionTime

KnightStar Cool!

izziegirl myn are sssniperwolf and assyland

Queeny I used to watch SSSniperwolf before I stopped watching her videos.

lunamoonlight u used to watch her before you stopped watching her, well said.

Someone got detention, for reading a book during lunch. WHAT!?

cookie122105 wat the world

GemHeart Where has the world gone.

GemHeart Then again, it depends on the type of book.

GemHeart Then again, it depends on the type of book.

KnightStar lol

izziegirl yup

lunamoonlight A normal book (like hp or something), they got in trouble for being off task

Queeny Like Gem said, might depend on the kind of book.

Queeny Maybe the school's strict on what books to read, like they can only have educational books on school grounds. Idk, still sounds weird man.

i found a picture of a detention slip that said the kid "Claimed to be the re-birth of Jesus and hit another student with the Bible" XD

GemHeart WOWZA. JESUS IS COMING BUT HE AINT YOU, KID.

KnightStar XD

lunamoonlight sound like something i would do though doesn't it? Sounds like the "words cant hurt me" thing a little bit

Queeny LOL

If I had one hour to live i would spend it in school because school feels like an enternity

GemHeart Yeah, that's the way to go.

KnightStar I would hope it was a Thursday.

cookie122105 yeo

cookie122105 yep

izziegirl lol

Queeny Then again, it'd be an eternity of heck.

lunamoonlight queeny, you pointed that out very well,

A kid had to pretend he was a chinese immagrant and write a letter for history class, he wrote in actually chinese letters.

Queeny That's some dedication. Bet he got an A.

lunamoonlight idk, I'm sure if it was legit and he actually did the letter or if it was random letters or talking about fortnite or something

GemHeart TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OH MASTER SENSEI! XD You go kid!

In Which battle did Napoleon die?
His last one
Where was the Decloration of Independance signed?
At the bottom of the page
River Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid state
What is the main reason for divorce?
MARRIAGE
What is the main reason for exams?
FAILURE
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
What looks like half an apple?
The other half
If you threw a red stone into the river, what would it be?
Simply a wet stone
How can someone go 8 days without sleeping?
Easy, sleep at night
How can you life an elephant with one hand?
You can never lift an elephant that has one HAND
If you had 3 oranges and 4 apples in one hand and 4 oranges and 3 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY LARGE HANDS

lunamoonlight If this were a test, A+ for creativity, but you get an F

GemHeart LOLZ. Sounds like something I would do XD

KnightStar Wowzers

izziegirl lol

Queeny A+ for you

lunamoonlight what is the main reason for divorce, MARRIAGE XD That is true i guess

lunamoonlight what is the main reason for divorce, MARRIAGE XD That is true i guess

Teacher : Name 3 heavy metals and their symbols
Me : Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax. *draws the band logos*

GemHeart Nirvana's would be the easiest XD (draws odd smiley face)

The past may be a fat cat

This is the most deep thing I have heard all day XD

GemHeart HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!