Ok... I just googled the definition of flarf. Apparently everything that comes up is poetry. When I see a whole bunch of websites saying " A brief guide to Flarf Poetry" and "How to write flarf" makes me break out laughing for some reason.
lunamoonlight
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I. HATE. BOREDOMOSITY! Wait.. did I just make a new word? No definitions, I guess I did.
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HorseGirl221 😂 Yep. You definitely made a new word!!
HELLO PEOPLES FROM THE PLANET OF EARTH!
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GemHeart HELLO LUNA FROM AN ALIEN PLANET
cookie122105 hello luna from mars
lunamoonlight I'm from the moon (jk, but we'll say that)
lunamoonlight Planet of cats? That' a new one
I have had fun making the Me VS Bully stuff, I love them. Bullies are just setting themselves up.
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HorseGirl221 Yeah! I totally agree with u!
Me VS Bully
Bully : *spreading gossip and rumors through texting*
Me : *sees the bully having her phone in class, tell the teacher*
Teacher : *takes the bully's phone away*
Bully : Snitch!
Me : Oh, I'm sorry, did YOU get caught for something YOU did? *sarcastic tone*
Bully : Snitches get stitches
Me : If that were true, I would have had stitches a long time ago.
Bully : Whatever loser, don't talk to me
Me : Gladly, *small bit of sarcasm*
GemHeart LOLZZZ YES
HorseGirl221 :D
I can remember one of the most annoying kids that used to bully me in school, he would always call everyone his peasants, try to make the automated voice on any app rap songs, get into fights, play music from his computer at school that he REALLY shouldn't have been listening to at school (my last brick and mortar school had school computers), do practically anything to get in trouble, cheat on tests, try to be the class clown, and many other annoying things, the worst part is, he wasn't even the most annoying one, though he is tried with another kid for second most annoying. He once almost splashed water all over the school computers, I got the teacher before that happened (Call me a snitch, but I don't want all the computers ruined).
GemHeart I'd much rather be a snitch than hurt. BUT I ENJOY WRITING CHARACTERS WHO ARE THE OTHER WAY AROUND XD
Person one : who r u?
Person two : Ru kidding me? I'm a celebrity!
Person one : JUSTIN BEIBER
Person two : uhh... no
Me : XDXDXDXD
GemHeart I remember a kid who CLAIMED to be JB's brother in 1st grade. What was odd was in my school, I had one crush each year. Kindergarten: 1 guy, I think he was named Daniel or something? That was 11 years ago though XD. 1st grade: The guy who claimed to be JB's bro. 2nd grade: A kid with white blond hair called Gage or Gave or something. I think it was Gage. LOLZ, my first crush was when I was 5 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
cookie122105 xd
lunamoonlight I have never had a crush.
KnightStar Same!!! I had a kid who pretended to be his sister in Kindergarten or 1st grade!
Queeny Oh my gosh Gem, that reminds me of a girl I knew in Kindergarten who also claimed to be Justin's sister. Guess that's a pretty common lie? Then again, she also told me she was a vampire werewolf hybrid that could control magic and make my lunchbox fly...
lunamoonlight Lol queeny,
lunamoonlight Also queeny, she was at least creative with the hybrid thing.
Whenever someone asks "You really think I'm that much of a jerk?" the answer is pretty much always gonna be yes, if you say that your just yourself up.
GemHeart Yeahhhhh. BUT: 'Am I a jerk, grandma?' 'Of course not honey." Your mum will tell you if you're a jerk, but not your grandma XD
HorseGirl221 True!
lunamoonlight My mom and dad will tell me, my grandma will if she's mad,
I hate school setting gachas for one reason : I wear headphones when I watch gacha, people like to put sound effects in gacha, schools have school bells, and NOBODY EVER DESIDES TO DO A HEADPHONE WARNING!
When I see "T.B.C" on a video :
Me : WHAT?! IT WAS JUST STARTING TO GET GOOD! DARN YOU CLIFFHANGERS! *throws a pillow across the room* *looks at the screen again* Oh, there's another episode there already *watches the next episode like nothing happened*
GemHeart You do cliffhangers. You have no right to complain. (XD) Like Ive said before, my dad hates anime cliffhangers. "(my name here), WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? DOES RUKIA GET SAVED FROM BEING KILLED? DOES ICHIGO BECOME THE GREATEST SHINIGAMI? DOES HITSUGAYA DIE? IS AIZEN BAD?" "Well, dad, Rukia does get s--" "DONT TELL ME WE'LL JUST WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE." *watches next episode, Mum comes in and complains we've already watched 5 20-minute long episodes becuz of cliffhangers*
cookie122105 ikr
HorseGirl221 Hahaha! Lol!
lunamoonlight I know I have no right since I use cliffhangers, but so do you sometimes Gem, so same works for you.
lunamoonlight XD Someone said that flarf is what happens when poet spend to much time messing around on the internet, that's me!
lunamoonlight I love this, everytime I see flarf onthe articals I start laughing,
cookie122105 XD
HorseGirl221 XD
Queeny XD