Me VS Bully
Bully: *gossiping rude things about me as if I can't hear*
Me: Bully, You need to get off your high horse and look at your own self first

Me VS Lying Bully
Me: I'm tired of your lies and insults. YOU. ARE. A. BULLY.
Bully: Oh shut up, no one wants to hear anything you say. You are dumb.
Me: I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, in fairness I don’t like your lies.

Me VS Bully (4 responces)
Bully: Your so angry
Me: I wouldn't have to manage my anger if you would manage your stupidity
OR
Me:Arguing with a fool only proves there are two.
OR
Me:Some people say I have a quick temper, I think it is a quick reaction to bull.
OR
Me:I don't need anger management classes. You need shut up already classes.

Me VS Annoying Bully (5 things to say when bullies are non-stop insulting you)

1.Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
2.How do I block you in real life?
3.If I throw a stick, will you go away?
4.No…you’re not bothering me. In fact, I stopped listening to you about 10 minutes ago!
5.Don’t think of it as goodbye. Think of it as a chance to stop bothering me.

Me VS Bully
Bully: Your fat
Me: Fat is a temporary caloric imbalance, but your stupidity is a permanent genetic malfunction

Me VS Bully
Bully: You will never get a boy friend
Me: (Not that I care anyway) Please, my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

Me VS Bully
Bully: Your ugly
Me: Oh really, take off that layer of makeup on your face, you ain't the prettiest either.

Me VS Bully
Bully: Your ugly
Me: But I'm beautiful on the inside, It's too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality tho.

Me VS Bully
Bully: *spreading rumors about me*
Me: Rumurs are as dumb as the people spreading them and as fake as the person who started them.

OR I say

Me: Remember, the rumors about me are as true as the rumors about you.

Me VS Bully
Bully: What's your problem, freak?
Me: The only problem I have is that your still here