Part one of #IHaveDumbClassmates

Q- Where do organisms get their traits?
A- "by eating"
Me- Yes Johnny, your hair is blonde because you ate mac & cheese earlier. *sarcasm*

Q- What is natural selection? Give an example.
A- "water"
Me- ... *pours a bucket of water on mystery student* I selected the bucket to dump on the kid, naturally.

Q- How might humans affect the traits of other living organisms?
A- "I have no clue"
Me- At least you're honest.

Q- How might humans affect the traits of other living organisms?
A- "no"
Me- Ain't a yes/no question bud.

Q- How might humans affect the traits of other living organisms?
A- "yes"
Me- Just as I said to the last guy, not a yes/no question

Q- How could natural selection lead to a change in the whole population?
A- "it can make you invent the most important thing ever"
Me- I think you're in the wrong science class-

Q- How could natural selection lead to a change in the whole population?
A- "we could become different colors"
Me- Well, news flash- we already are.

https://kn.kidzsearch.com/group/945530

Welp. On WP i got a PM today. I won't say exactly what they said, but basically, a girl (they said they were female but told me to search a name on google and it said male, so trans?) PMed me to try and find a guy in an online dating sort of thing. My response was "Too bad i am female then. Sorry." I- first time that has happened.

Alright, more on the Liturature Club.

I had contacted my friend Patrick, who is the president of Anime Club, how i would go about starting one. Well, he didnt start Anine Club, but he told me to talk to one of the staff, who i just recently found out is my school's activity director. I sent him an email asking how i would go about starting a club. Awaiting a reply. I do know i need a teacher to supervise meetings, so probably an English or Reading teacher would make sense.

Gonna continue reading Conspiracy Research Club. Wish me luck so i dont get nightmares.

Poem

The Eagle That Is Forgotten
BY VACHEL LINDSAY
(John P. Altgeld, Governor of Illinois and my next-door neighbor, 1893-1897. Born December 30, 1847; died March 12, 1902.)

Sleep softly . . . eagle forgotten . . . under the stone.
Time has its way with you there, and the clay has its own.

“We have buried him now,” thought your foes, and in secret rejoiced.
They made a brave show of their mourning, their hatred unvoiced.
They had snarled at you, barked at you, foamed at you day after day,
Now you were ended. They praised you . . . and laid you away.

The others that mourned you in silence and terror and truth,
The widow bereft of her crust, and the boy without youth,
The mocked and the scorned and the wounded, the lame and the poor,
That should have remembered forever . . . remember no more.

Where are those lovers of yours, on what name do they call,
The lost, that in armies wept over your funeral pall?
They call on the names of a hundred high-valiant ones,
A hundred white eagles have risen the sons of your sons,
The zeal in their wings is a zeal that your dreaming began
The valor that wore out your soul in the service of man.

Sleep softly . . . eagle forgotten . . . under the stone,
Time has its way with you there and the clay has its own.
Sleep on, O brave-hearted, O wise man that kindled the flame—
To live in mankind is far more than to live in a name,
To live in mankind, far, far more . . . than to live in a name.

Goodnight Demonslayer
Voltaire

There's a monster that lives ‘neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it's a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board

There's a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night

Tell the monster that lives ‘neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead
Or you'll kick him in the head

Tell the creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what's good he won't come here anymore
Cause you'll kick in his butt at the count of four

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad
And you're sure you'd be the worst that he's ever had
If he eats you, don't you fret, just cut him open with an axe
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad

Tell the harpies that land on your bed post
That at the count of five you'll roast them alive
Tell the devil its time you gave him his due
He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes
Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

I won't tell you, there's nothing ‘neath your bed
I won't tell you, that it's all in your head
This world of ours is not as it seems
The monsters are real but not in your dreams
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,
you'll need it for some of the people you meet

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight

2 houses, and a TOTALLY normal sidewalk in the back near the pool.

My school blocked a bunch of search engines like DuckDuckGo. It says because there is no safe search, but it blocks others like SwissCows for anonymous proxies. So what we're limited to is strict safe searches with limited information, like Google SafeSearch, or (no offense) KidzSearch. THE best I got is OneSearch, which I can remove the SafeSearch on, but even then. (Why did Grammarly capitalize all of "The"?)